Pete Davidson Makes X-Rated Joke About His Sex Life With Ariana Grande
Nonna and Mama Joan Grande, cover your ears! Pete Davidson could not be happier with Ariana Grande – and he’s not afraid to admit it even if what he has to say is very, very TMI. The comedian told a X-rated joke when he spoke at Auburn University’s Welcome Week on Thursday night, August 23, and was asked what it was like being engaged to the “No Tears Left to Cry” singer.
“What’s it like being engaged to Ariana? It’s like what you would think it was like but, like, 100 times sicker. It’s f*king lit. I’m a very very lucky boy, and I’m very very loved and I’m very lucky,” the Saturday Night Live star responded, adding, “And my dick’s forever hard.”
If you’ve been following #Pariana’s relationship from the very beginning, then you know that Pete was the one who basically invented Big Dick Energy (which The Cut‘s Allison P. Davis describes as “a quiet confidence and ease with oneself that comes from knowing you have an enormous penis and you know what to do with it. It’s not cockiness, it’s not a power trip – it’s the opposite: a healthy, satisfied, low-key way you feel yourself”) – and now, he’s out here talking out his literal penis!
Ariana seemed to appreciate his joke because she later complimented him on a hilarious set, writing, “bae was funny as f*ck and brilliant today as always” on her Instagram Stories.
This isn’t the first time Pete’s penis has been a topic of discussion. In June, someone asked Ariana how long her song “Pete Davidson” is and she jokingly responded to the fan’s question by saying “10 inches” before she was like ha ha ha oh wait, “I mean… like a lil over a minute.”
But Pete’s private parts aren’t the only thing Ariana likes to talk about. Earlier this week, she was a little more heartfelt when Good Morning America‘s Michael Strahan asked her how she knew Pete was “the one.” “It’s just, like, a feeling,” she said when describing her love for her fiancé. “I know that’s so cheesy, people are always like, ‘When you know, you know,’ and you’re like, ‘Oh yeah. Whatever. OK.’I mean, he ticks every box and it gets better every day. And I’m very grateful.”
She also told Paper magazine that Pete is “really supportive” when it comes to her career and that he’s been a positive thing in her life. As for their upcoming wedding, she doesn’t care about the details. “All I know is that I’m happy with Pete, that’s all I really care about,” she shared.
The couple got engaged in May just three weeks after their relationship began, with Pete recently admitting he told Ariana he would marry her the first day they met. He bought the engagement ring a week later and the rest is history! The two have since made their red carpet debut together at the MTV VMAs, where they showed off PDA and Ariana thanked him “for existing” in her acceptance speech for “Best Pop Video.”
Is the saying “I want the kind of love Pete and Ariana have” a thing yet? Because it should be.