The 16 *Worst* Celebrity Songs In Pop Culture History
David Hasselhoff, “Jump in My Car”
The only thing creepier than this song is its music video, where a middle-aged David Hasselhoff tries to coerce a trio of girls to get into his car before kicking one out because she lives too far away. That’s also the basic premise of the song itself, but there’s something even weirder about seeing it actually happen. The song was a cover of an Australian number one from 1975, but the Hoff’s 2006 version was just upsetting. It was never released stateside, probably in a failed attempt to hold onto whatever dignity he had left.
Listen to “Jump in My Car” on YouTube.