The 16 *Worst* Celebrity Songs In Pop Culture History
Russell Crowe, “I Want To Be Like Marlon Brando”
In the early ’80s, before Les Miserables reminded us that Russell Crowe should stay far, far away from the mic, he talk-sang his way through a twangy little diddy about how sad he is that he’ll never be an action star. On the bright side, the artist formerly known as Russ le Roq did end up starring in over forty films and becoming an Oscar-winning actor. His band, 30 Odd Foot of Grunts, didn’t fare quite as well, but they kept trying to make the music thing happen until the early ’10s. Maybe this song should’ve been called “I Want To Be Like Morrisey.”
Listen to “I Want To Be Like Marlon Brando” on YouTube.