The 16 *Worst* Celebrity Songs In Pop Culture History
Ansel Elgort, “Thief”
Here’s the deal. Ansel Elgort can sing. Like, he’s actually got talent and should probably try the whole ~pop star~ thing again instead of focusing on his DJ persona, Ansølo. The problem with “Thief” is that it feels like a Disney star trying to prove they can have an adult career. We get it, you totally f*ck. Congrats, dude. 2017 was five years too late for a generic EDM grasp for attention, and he had the audacity to compare his song to David Bowie and Michael Jackson‘s music in Rolling Stone, and we’re clearly still salty about it.
Listen to “Thief” on Spotify.