21 TV Characters With The Greatest BDE

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Big D*ck Energy came into our lives in June 2018 when Ariana Grande gifted us all with the claim that her then-fiance Pete Davidson was carrying around ten inches. The internet, understandably, freaked out because: a) If that were true, Ariana would (probably) be dead right now, and b) Pete seems like the kind of guy with a Big Secret. No reason why, there’s just a certain je ne sais quoi about him that screams, “Yes, I do have a big dick.” Thus, BDE was born and the world has never been the same.

BDE isn’t just reserved for men, though. Anyone can have Big Dick Energy. It’s kind of like how Supreme Court Justice Potter Stewart described porn — you’ll know it when you see it. So many of our favorite television characters are *dripping* with BDE. Stunning, ahead-of-their-time icons living amongst us (well, on our television screens), and we can’t believe we didn’t notice it before.

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