21 TV Characters With The Greatest BDE

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Cheryl Blossom (Riverdale)

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The CW

Cheryl Blossom is the patron saint of BDE. She’s never fully clothed, her hair is naturally that length and color, she’s never had lip fillers but her mouth looks like Kylie Jenner‘s, and everything she says is so iconic that there have been whispers that she has her own writers for dialogue separate from everyone else on Riverdale. “Listen up, ensemble vultures,” yeah, she said that. She then proceeded to sing mediocrely with the full confidence that she sounded exactly like Mariah Carey in the ’90s and not Mariah Carey now. Cheryl for President. (Except probably not really because that’d be terrifying.)

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