The Night's Watch might be over, but our love for Game of Thrones is still going strong. Regardless of how you feel about the HBO stalwart's controversial final season, you have to admit that Game of Thrones was the undisputed king of premium cable for nearly a decade and its presence will be severely missed. What are we going to use our HBOGo accounts for now? We've rounded up the best Game of Thrones products on Etsy for diehard fans having a hard time letting go.
Oh, and side note: we would never recommend something we weren't totally obsessed with — BUT we might collect some commission on sales or other compensation from the links on this page. xx.
The only thing we love more than a good play on words is eating. This cutting board from EngrainedMemories combines our two passions with this personalized "Dinner Is Coming" cutting board. You can add your own house name alongside the date your lineage was "established," making this the perfect anniversary gift for a Game of Thrones-obsessed foodie. There are three different types of wood to choose from, and the seller offers gift wrapping, and a decorative plate stand as add-ons so you can avoid having to do any work.
Buy it on Etsy from $32.95!
Arya Stark gave whole new meaning to the phrase "Not Today, Satan." Celebrate the series's best warrior with this unisex tee. ModernFactory wasn't the only seller to decide this punchy one-liner would be perfect on a t-shirt, but we love this tee's loose fit and its selection of colors. Rep your Stark pride in millennial pink, burgundy, heather grey, or black, and check out ModernFactory's other Thrones options, including a house logo tee or a Mother of Dragons design.
Buy it on Etsy from $22.99!
Pay homage to an entirely different Stark by copping Sansa's season seven style. We don't all have the chutzpah (or, TBH, the desire) to wear a giant pendant like our girl's signature lariat chain, but BombDotCombGeekery has created a smaller chain and ring necklace for the casual, everyday conqueror. The seller is open to switching up the necklace's metal if silver totally clashes with your undertones, and the 30-inch chain can be wrapped at whatever length you'd like.
Buy it on Etsy from $16.00!
WallArtsDecor understands that not everyone has room in their castle for a gigantic five-panel, three hundred centimeter recreation of the Seven Kingdoms. That's why they offer thirteen sizes and a variety of panel combinations for their fully recycled frames and cotton canvases. If that's still not good enough for you, the seller can create a custom size just for you, as each item is custom made by a married duo based in Turkey. Reviewers have raved about the print's quality, and we love the classic illustration and muted colors of their map's design.
Buy them on Etsy from $60.00!
If we see one more "I Drink And I Know Things" beer mug, we're officially giving up. It's was probably funny the first time, but at this point, y'all just need to pick another quote. This Thrones-inspired whiskey decanter set is classy AF and free from any overused sayings since the recipient will probably already have four glasses inscribed with Tyrion's inescapable line. The set includes glasses engraved with your favorite houses, and a festive GoT box in addition to the decanter, making it the best birthday gift ever.
Buy it on Etsy from $15.99!
We don't care that Dany went all "Dracarys" on a bunch of innocent people, she's still that b*tch. Since there was basically no chance IciPiciPins was about to try and fit "Queen Daenerys Stormborn of the House Targaryen, the First of Her Name, Queen of the Andals, the Rhoynar and the First Men, Lady of the Seven Kingdoms and Protector of the Realm, Lady of Dragonstone, Queen of Meereen, Khaleesi of the Great Grass Sea, the Unburnt, Breaker of Chains and Mother of Dragons" on an enamel pin, she went with a restrained a classy "Bend The Knee" banner instead alongside her screen-printed portrait of our Khaleesi.
Buy it on Etsy from $13.50!
The beautiful thing about Etsy is that there are some products that you truly won't be able to find anywhere else, painstakingly handcrafted by passionate fans with unique skill sets. IDK, it's like kind of inspirational or whatever. This wooden music box features etchings of quotes and symbols every Thrones fan holds dear on birch plywood. It plays the epic Game of Thrones theme song, so be prepared to cry a little every time you open it.
Buy it on Etsy from $28.50!
We're fully obsessed with LosAngelesArtShopUS's lowkey bootleg recreations of Thrones quotes mixed with name-brand logos. Their "Not Today" floral patterned Wu-Tang Clan-inspired shirt is dope AF, but we're all about this take on the Adidas logo. The muted grey floral design inside of the design echos an actual Adidas vibe, but the way they've managed to make a dragon fit the original design so well is inspired.
If you've read any of our previous gift guides, you know we're deeply into personalized merch. What can we say, science says our names are our favorite words, and we're not about to argue with science. Choose from ten house sigils (including the Night King, if you're a former Slytherin exploring a new fandom) and an infinite number of titles for a mug that FunnyFarmTshirts self-describes as "cooler than the Night King riding on a zombie dragon."
She's expensive, but she is worth it. Go for some self-care, buy it for a loved one, or snatch this ring up alongside the matching "My Sun And Stars" ring by the same seller for the most romantic Thrones gift in the Seven Kingdoms. The quote was (obviously) inspired by Daenerys's love for Khal Drogo, but the emerald gemstones were chosen as Cleopatra's favorite, representing growth, reflection, peace, healing, fertility, and balance.
Buy it on Etsy from $112.00!
I'm sure that by now you've realized you really can vacation in your favorite Game of Thrones filming locations, but for those of us who don't have major buckets to spend on a plane ticket to Malta, this trio of GoT-inspired scented candles will have to do. The Wall is winter themed with evergreen and fallen snow, Winterfell channels fall with sandalwood and pine, and King's Landing smells like summer with lemon and tropical fruits.
Buy them on Etsy from $29.99!
It's honestly not hard to find a good map of Westeros online. That's what makes this vintage pop-art King's Landing print so special; it's in-universe wall art that you realistically might not find anywhere else. AltoArt describes their prints as museum-quality and minimalist, two buzz words that we can heavily f*ck with. This seller also makes a Mario-styled Westeros map for fans looking to double down on their nerdiness.
Buy it on Etsy from $14.98!
Okay, so we couldn't just choose one LosAngelesArtShopUS tee after all, sue us. Or, rather, please don't sue *them* for trademark infringement because this print reimagining The North Face's logo honestly made us laugh. Doesn't "The North Remembers" have a better ring to it, anyway? People with eyes will also notice a direwolf chilling inside of the shirt's artwork because it's doing the most.
There are thirteen scent options for these detailed dragon egg soaps, but StarFireMagick recommends a blend of fresh sage, woodsy cedar, and sweet dark blackberry for any burgeoning Mother of Dragons. The seller markets these soaps as Thrones party favors, but we think that this is the perfect self-care gift for when you know you've earned a pick-me-up. You are your own Khaleesi — maybe minus the fire and brimstone.
Buy them on Etsy from $14.99!
Plot Twist: You're the one who left a Starbucks latte sitting around on-set. Pay homage to the gaffe that basically summed up Thrones entire final season with this Mother of Dragons Starbucks travel mug. It also comes with an "A Girl Has No Name" inscription, with a glitter vinyl label, or as a tumbler, but either way, you can feel that much closer to your favorite GoT actors by sipping on the series's signature drink.
Buy it on Etsy from $13.99!
Remember when we mentioned we were suckers for a good pun? Yeah, we meant that. Christmas might be eons away, but this "Let It Snow" crewneck is too funny to ignore, and winter will, in fact, be coming eventually. Choose from six colors including blue, sport grey, and baby pink, or check out izzylikestodoodle's *other* Snow-tastic play on words with this "There Is Snow One Else Like You" mug. Both feature an illustration of our fave bland hottie Jon Snow, obviously.
Buy it on Etsy from $36.66!
We realize that we *just* talked about how done we were with "I Drink And I Know Things" merch, but this water bottle takes the basic AF quote and reclaims it as something that isn't entirely obvious. You can add extra words or your name, in case you're like us and are constantly losing your water bottles, and choose from four possible bottle colors. Hydrate or die-drate, everybody.
This reusable lighter is bad*ss. Who needs a dragon when you have a personalized, handmade lighter with a quartz ignition and flip-top? gifthandmade16 has a few Game of Thrones styles, but this monochrome offering is the coolest. We could fully see Sansa or Arya Stark burning sh*t down with this stylish lighter in-universe if handheld gas lighters had been invented in their fictional medieval time.
Buy it on Etsy from $26.37!