17 Lessons Spongebob Squarepants Taught Us About Life
The Best Time to Wear a Striped Sweater is All the Time
As the colder weather descends, it’s important to remember that striped sweaters are great year-round. That’s what Spongebob taught us, anyway. “As Seen on TV,” shows the Krusty Krab produces a TV ad, and Spongebob believes that the ad has made him famous.
Ultimately, that’s not the case, but it doesn’t stop Spongebob from breaking into song. He decides to sing about the striped sweater one of his customers is wearing. “The best time to wear a striped sweater,” he sings, “is all the time.” We also know that Spongebob believes turtlenecks are the best form of sweater. Now that we know all that, we can figure out which ones to buy.