The 18 Sexiest Moments on Riverdale
Alice Cooper’s Triumphant Serpent Return
Riverdale isn’t all about the teenagers, you know. The parents on this show are a parade of DILFs and MILFs, exemplified here by Mädchen Amick doing the actual most during Alice Cooper’s triumphant return to her Southside Serpent roots. Every time Alice revisits her gangster past it’s revelatory, but her dramatic romper during the SoDale Gala Opening during season two after her serpent past was outed by Betty in the Blue and Gold was a feminist triumph. Alice Cooper might be wacky, and apparently susceptible to cults led by Chad Michael Murray (but, then again, aren’t we all?), but she steals every scene she’s in.