Now that we have to wait another eternity for Part 3 of The Chilling Adventures Of Sabrina to be released on Netflix, it's time for some retail therapy to ease our pain. Nothing mends a broken heart like a shopping spree, and after that Part 2 finale, we're ready to spend all of our money on Chilling Adventures merch. Etsy has the coolest sh*t from independent artists, and we've channeled all of our energy into finding the best Chilling Adventures products the site has to offer. You're welcome.
Oh, and side note: we would never recommend something we weren't totally obsessed with — BUT we might collect some commission on sales or other compensation from the links on this page. xx.
This is a gift that the Spellman sisters would love. This tarot set is hand-drawn with cards based on the Chilling Adventures series using the Rider-Waite deck as a template. It comes with a wooden box featuring a pentagram with the option for your name (or your witch name!) carved inside of the box. There's also a guidebook in the package to help fledgling witches figure out reading quickly and easily — no spells necessary.
Buy it now on Etsy from $60.00!
For those of us who like to keep our merch on the DL, a hoodie featuring one of the series' many in-universe businesses, like the Spellman Mortuary, is a great way to show your Chilling Adventures love without alerting mortals non-fans to your obsession. This hoodie comes in four colors and features the Spellman Mortuary signage alongside an illustration of Baphomet. Better get this one before the Satanic Temple gets litigious again.
Buy it now from Etsy for $42.00!
Another under-the-radar way to show your Chilling Adventures Of Sabrina love is with this Dr. Cerberus' Books & Coffee crewneck. The print comes in a teeshirt, hoodie, and mug as well, but we highly recommend buying this one as an oversized hoodie à la Ariana Grande. Pants are for mortals and the unfashionable. This print also proudly claims the store was established in 1962 in Greendale, and it features a red three-headed dog named Fluffy hellhound, in case anyone was still wondering what a Cerberus was.
Buy it now on Etsy from $30.00!
There are a shocking amount of cute enamel pins on Etsy inspired by our favorite teen witch and her friends. Our favorites is the pin pictured above of our new OTP, Nick Scratch and Sabrina, but we've got a few other gems collected for you too. Peep the pin of our savage queen Prudence Knight, the "We Are The Weirdos"-themed Wierd Sisters pin, and a cute standalone Sabrina linked below.
Buy them now on Etsy from $7.60!
This item is perfect for your favorite witch's dark baptism — or your favorite fan's sixteenth birthday. This Chilling Adventures-themed gift bag includes the literal bag, an occult-y black patterned gift bag featuring a pentagram and other ~magical symbols~ alongside packaging that features an illustrated sticker of Sabrina and the Dark Lord. The actual gift itself is comprised of a cute moon pendant necklace, star earring studs, and an adorable moon and star ring. Creepy and classy? We think yes.
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This entire kit runs for $25.50 on Etsy, but you can pick and choose which items you need to make your perfect planner from $2.95 per section. Our favorite collection features stickers of Harvey Kinkle and Sabrina, a rose pentagram, the Spellman Mortuary, and the Weird Sisters (and more!). For the more organizationally-minded, there are also actually practical stickers for your BuJo obsession including day-of-the-week markers, "To Do" tags, and homemade calendars. There's no better way to count down the days until Part 3 like a Chilling Adventures planner.
Buy it now on Etsy from $2.95!
This graphic tee is a replica of the shirt Ambrose Spellman wears in the first episode of the series, in blue instead of violet because copyright infringement is a real issue. This is a great gift for your Chilling Adventures-obsessed boyfriend or an equally great hint that you want your squad to go as Sabrina and friends for your next costume party. When you're a witch, it's literally never too early to start planning for Halloween.
Buy it now from Etsy for $21.94!
This cross stitching pattern of the series' most iconic quote makes being artsy easy. The instant-download is a PDF pattern (so there's no shipping fee, but you need to get your crafting supplies from Michaels' like everyone else in the world), and it features the quote alongside witchy imagery like cauldrons, moons, bats, and a pentagram. For beginners, this seller also has a different Chilling Adventures pattern that, in our opinion, is less cute, but comes with literally everything you need to learn cross stitching, from the supplies down to a how-to guide.
Buy it now for Etsy from $5.38!
Have you ever wondered how long it would take for Sabrina to treck from the Spellman Mortuary all the way to Sweetwater River? Or where, exactly, there are supposed to be mines in this trendy little town? Etsy creator TemporaryPlaces has figured it out and put it on an adorable art print of Greendale. See if you can spot your favorite locations on this subtle fan art that features everything from the Kinkle House to the Dark Baptism altar.
Buy it now from Etsy for $14.43!
These illustrated stickers are classy and fabulous, featuring all twelve of our favorite Greendale residents. I'm just going to say it — there is not enough Roz and Susie merch! If you want to let your love for our favorite mortals shine (and Ms. Wardwell too, while we're at it), this sticker set is your best bet. It helps that they're beautifully colored and perfect for school notebooks, water bottles, or laptops.
Buy it now on Etsy from $5.35!
Do you want to show your Baxter High school spirit? Are you having trouble showing your Baxter High school spirit because it isn't ~technically~ a real school? Etsy user KieronCollective has you covered with this Baxter High letterman's patch for all of you who think the River Vixens are a little too mainstream. This iron-on patch could be placed on anything, from a denim jacket to your actual high school lettermen's jacket. Oh, and it's handmade.
Buy it now from Etsy for $9.12!
For those of you who know your laptop goes through some sh*t, GirlvsThread has made a vinyl sticker option that will last through lectures, coffee spills, and low-key mental breakdowns while still proclaiming that you're better than everyone else. This badass "You say witch like it's a bad thing" sticker is feminist *and* cute, featuring yellow magic sparkles drawn on a red background beneath a witchy font. And they're so cheap, you can get them for your entire coven.
Buy it now from Etsy for $4.05!
Starbucks is so basic. Real Archie Comics fans drink Spellman Coffee from this spoof mug, featuring a Chilling Adventures-themed take on the iconic Starbucks logo. Apparently, no Chilling Adventures gift would be complete without a pentagram front and center, so you can bring your love of the occult home with you. Hell, you could even bring it with you to the office to intimidate that b*tch Sharon in accounting who sits across from you and won't shut up about her dogs.
Buy it now from Etsy for $8.01!
The same store that created the beautiful Chilling Adventures tarot set made this art print of a levitating Ambrose Spellman surrounded by candles with the Dark Lord lurking in the background in red. The product description says this piece looks like it's pulled from the Book of the Beast, and we have to agree with them. It was inspired by the witches' preferred method of transportation, astral projection, and the paper is burnt and aged to create a truly ominous presence.
Buy it now on Etsy from $20.00!
If you're looking for a lighthearted way to announce your love for a show about cannibals murderers teen witches, these kawaii-y, kitchy pins are the perfect way to scream that you're a totally normal person who happens to also love watching Ross Lynch fight demons. Featuring Sabrina, Ambrose, and Harvey, these glitter-accented, heart-shaped pins come in eight different colors and are hand painted and decoupaged. Your glitter can come as hearts or stars for even further personalization.
Buy it now from Etsy for $8.00!
We already know what you're thinking: college-ruled is the only way to go. Normally, we'd agreed with you, but Sabrina Spellman never played by the rules, and neither should you. This journal features fan pop art of Sabrina and her familiar, Salem, on a red background. It's a casewrap spine-bound journal instead of that tacky spiral-bound sh*t from elementary school, and it would pair beautifully with that à la carte planner set from earlier. Perfect gift idea? Yeah, you're welcome.
Buy it now from Etsy for $23.97!
By far the most expensive item featured on this list, our original color choice for this item sold out while we were writing this gift guide, so buy it while you still can. This black spinel gemstone pendant is directly inspired by Chilling Adventures, so much so that the gem itself is cut with a pentagram inside of the stone. The stone was sourced from Thailand and it was hand polished from its original state to become the gorgeous pendant we see before us. That's some real-life magic.
Buy it now from Etsy for $345.81!
The final of many, many pin options place before you is this lasered wooden moon pin with the word "Spellman" engraved on it amongst the illustrations of magic glitter. This pin is perfect if witchy and kitchy aren't your vibe, but you still want to show your love for Chilling Adventures and its badass feminist energy. Wear your heart on your sleeve (or, I guess, your moon on your lapel?) with this cute handmade gift.
Buy it now from Etsy for $38.00!
Unfortunately, as far as we know, magic isn't real. There's no spell to make the boy next door fall in love with you, to get you that dream job, or to make your hair grow six inches longer. All we have is hope, hard work, and wishes. These wish bracelets are made to give you a little bit of magic in your daily life, with the hope that even mortals can will their greatest dreams into becoming a reality.
Buy it now on Etsy from $3.84!
So this isn't Chilling Adventures merch ~per se~ but there is a shocking lack of love for Harvey Kinkle in the vast world of off-brand Archie Comics merchandise. This Ross Lynch bracelet will fill the void in your heart with three photos of our adorable love interest interspersed amongst charms of his favorite things: music and drama. You can wear it "ironically" if that's your style, but we know you're just a Ross stan deep down in your heart. It's okay, your secret is safe with us.
Buy it now from Etsy for $18.50!